I love dancing around your room naked while singing our lungs out to great music.
These are my favorite times. I don’t have a care in the world and the biggest grin on my face.

I’ve been doing that and singing along to Best Coast.


why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

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The Russians are partly responsible for inventing/refining what we know today as ballet. Which means they have total license to poke a little fun at it.

This is The Best Thing You’ll See All Night.

(Source: youtube.com)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.


I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

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